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I just realized that “pun intended” is a pun on “unintended” and I’m literally about to gouge my eyes out I’m so angry
This. Changes. Everything.
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people always say to me “you’re addicted to tumblr, what would you do if you didn’t have tumblr haha you’d probably die”
no you uncultured swine i’d just read a fucking book or watch endless amounts of television where do you think we get our material
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Why are all the Iron Man things strawberry flavored? Pepper is allergic. That’s just rude.
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always reblog the wormstache
Ladies and gentlemen, my namesake.
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i bet my tongue is stronger than yours wanna find out
this post has 99,000 notes can you guess how many people have made out with me since i made it the answer is 0
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- Parents: What foreign language class are you taking this year?
- Me: Math.
